Dear all,
After been an expert on trying to wake up early from late night clubbings and overnight gaming session. Finally, today morning, i have come up with the all time best methods of waiting up, its like the karmasutra of you know what, the art of sun tzu for the battlefield! It is basically divided into 5 small simple steps to aid one in waking up early in the morning under Normal circumstances, like the weather is normal, no rain, ample sleep the previous night etc. etc
1. Upon waking up, try to open ur eyes, spend around 5mins to consider which eye to open first, if there is like eye shit (BAK SAI) use right hand to rub on left eye and vice versa for best and most effective results
2. This only applies if you have a booster or a teddy bear to hug on when you need, in order to wake up efficently, you need to dump that huggable item of yours far far away, as upon waking up, you will realise that the strength of your grip on that huggable items is much much stronger then the actual strength god has bestow upon you on your daily activites. If u have difficulties getting rid of that booster in the morning, the above mentioned process with take around 5 mins.
3. The third step is simple and actually a very good form of exercise to do in the morning, its doing some stretching exericses on the bed, there is not standard form of stretching exercise to follow, the main thing is, as long as you feel that after the stretching, you feel more tired and lazy to get out of bed, the stretching exercise has doned its deeds. This will take 5 to 10mins depending on the size of your bed and the size of your goodself, and of cos how many bones u need to stretch. For me... its ard 7mins.
4. This one is the one i like best, which is COMPLAIN! for girls its called BITCHING! but do make sure that the doors and windows are closed so you wun disturb the nieghbours or ur family, you can start by COmplaining/Bitching about how late u slept and u dun deserve to wake up, you can complain/bitch that why is today only tuesday not fri stuff like that. Makes you feel worst really! Dedicate another 5 mins for this activity.
5. IF you made it to this last step, you would have realised that you have spent at least 15mins on your bed doing crap and totally unproductive stuff which NO ones want to see..... So the last step would be take a deep deep breath and JUMP out of that super cosy blanket of yours... grab your under garments and go toilet to shit, brush teeth bath wash face and whatever you do in the toilet that pleases you.
This is quite interesting though, do take some time to try on this steps, word of advise.... try on days you dun have to work or got something on, cos defintely, you are going to get late, unless you set your alarm to SPOUNGE BOB SQUARE PANTS ring tone or you set your alarm 20mins b4 the actual time you need to wake up.
Cheers
After been an expert on trying to wake up early from late night clubbings and overnight gaming session. Finally, today morning, i have come up with the all time best methods of waiting up, its like the karmasutra of you know what, the art of sun tzu for the battlefield! It is basically divided into 5 small simple steps to aid one in waking up early in the morning under Normal circumstances, like the weather is normal, no rain, ample sleep the previous night etc. etc
1. Upon waking up, try to open ur eyes, spend around 5mins to consider which eye to open first, if there is like eye shit (BAK SAI) use right hand to rub on left eye and vice versa for best and most effective results
2. This only applies if you have a booster or a teddy bear to hug on when you need, in order to wake up efficently, you need to dump that huggable item of yours far far away, as upon waking up, you will realise that the strength of your grip on that huggable items is much much stronger then the actual strength god has bestow upon you on your daily activites. If u have difficulties getting rid of that booster in the morning, the above mentioned process with take around 5 mins.
3. The third step is simple and actually a very good form of exercise to do in the morning, its doing some stretching exericses on the bed, there is not standard form of stretching exercise to follow, the main thing is, as long as you feel that after the stretching, you feel more tired and lazy to get out of bed, the stretching exercise has doned its deeds. This will take 5 to 10mins depending on the size of your bed and the size of your goodself, and of cos how many bones u need to stretch. For me... its ard 7mins.
4. This one is the one i like best, which is COMPLAIN! for girls its called BITCHING! but do make sure that the doors and windows are closed so you wun disturb the nieghbours or ur family, you can start by COmplaining/Bitching about how late u slept and u dun deserve to wake up, you can complain/bitch that why is today only tuesday not fri stuff like that. Makes you feel worst really! Dedicate another 5 mins for this activity.
5. IF you made it to this last step, you would have realised that you have spent at least 15mins on your bed doing crap and totally unproductive stuff which NO ones want to see..... So the last step would be take a deep deep breath and JUMP out of that super cosy blanket of yours... grab your under garments and go toilet to shit, brush teeth bath wash face and whatever you do in the toilet that pleases you.
This is quite interesting though, do take some time to try on this steps, word of advise.... try on days you dun have to work or got something on, cos defintely, you are going to get late, unless you set your alarm to SPOUNGE BOB SQUARE PANTS ring tone or you set your alarm 20mins b4 the actual time you need to wake up.
Cheers
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Wahahaha!!
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