Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Bai Ka Seow on Bus 55

Day: Wednesday

Date: 7th Febuary 2007

Time: 0742hrs

Weather: Half sunny, Half windy

Location: Bus-stop infront of Blk 702 Hougang ave 2

Target: SBS bus 55, license plate SBS 85D

Scene 1:

I enter bus.... managed to step just into it, at the doorstep, then the bus driver got out of the driving seat and started to shout in a commanding voice!

" LAIDY and GENTLMEENS! MOOE IN... MOO IN, BUS DOOR CANNOT CLOSE.. BUS CANNOT MOVE...MOO IN MOO IN!!"

and that was shouted right into my ear, i was actually 70% awake at the point b4 he shouted.... and that totally woke me up! i was actually hoping he will say,

" PLATOON 4 FALL IN FALL IN.... K N N YOU ALL LIKE TO TAKE YOUR TIME RIGHT? NEVER... BLOODY WHOLE LOT KNK IT DOWN... DOWN ... DOWN ... DOWN.... CRUNCHES POSITION CHANGE.... UP UP UP.... PUSH UP POSITION CHANGE... DOWN DOWN... DOWN! "

ahhahah..... ARMY OFFICER WANABE bus driver!! ahhahahaah


Scene 2;

Bus has already travelled a fair distance and that i managed to get out of the Entrance door area, deep into the bus le, well... saw this man with both arms on the railings, exposing his armputs to open air.... as i walk and stood nearer to him... i can sense or rather smell something which is not very appetitising especially when one yearns for Big breakfast change the drink to orange juice in the morning. I quickly scanned him head to toe.... and realised that firstly... his shirt like long time no wash le.... he also look like he long time no bath le....wakao..... k n n... secondly, the eerie smell seems to be coming from him...fortunately... i had to stand ard 1300mm away from him.....however... this safety distance did not spare me the chance to grab a sniff at his egoistic man odour.......wakao... i totally pity the malay auntie who is rather on the shorter side of the scale... and she was totally standing under his armpit! OMG! for once... for once... i thought that being tall was a GOd's gift to me! Thank god, al mighty jesus christ! That totally freaked me out and MA de... macdonalds breakfast tomolo then eat le...

that was my trip on bus 55... rather cool for a lazy wednesday morning....hahahaha
Leg still hurt quite abit... but i can walk fairly well now...hope really 3 days later i can walk more decently..
and 4 days later i can start to jog... all else... i will not be in tip top condition for the games...
i need this urgently..
desperately.. 27 le... how many more years can i go running.. jumping ..flying around like some mad secondary school dude who thinks that tomolo will be a better day...... TOmorrow is not a better day loh.... after games... Tomorows are tiring..achingly aching....sleepyyingly sleepy hungryingly hungry..... u name it... u got it....ahahahah

God bless Wednesday!

Cheers

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